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A non-publishable poem,

is best written in rhyme,  

it makes editors hiss,

it ignores modern time.


Then thou wilt see words,

not used anymore,

such as “Thou and thee,”

which angers them more.


Then I’ll praise George Bush,

Or write about the mall,

Or an ode to my tush,

Or Walt Whitman suck balls!!


Then into the mailbox without SAS,

my non-publishable poem,

to the editor is sent.

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